President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris took turns delivering what amounted to a pep talk at the Democratic National Committee’s holiday reception in Washington, D.C., on Sunday.
The president begged supporters to “keep the faith” despite the party losing the White House and the Senate while the GOP also maintained control of the House.
But it was Kamala’s inspirational speech that had people talking. Talking and swiping the sweat off their brows while declaring, “Phew! We dodged a bullet.”
At this point, she might as well open up a word salad restaurant in the heart of D.C. She delivers one here, in spades.
Good lord. What does any of this mean? Harris kicks things off by declaring, “Our spirit is not defeated.”
Rest assured, it is. Their spirit is broken. We know this because the DNC has the least inspirational people on the planet talking about spirit and “keeping the faith.”
Shortly thereafter, however, the vice president launched into one of her signature oratory versions of the Hindenburg disaster.
“We are not defeated,” she reiterated. “Let’s be clear about that. We are strong, and we are clear about why we are in this, and because you’re here right now, I say again, ‘Thank you.'”
“Because not only are you clear about all of that, but you’re willing to put in the hard work!”
How is it gramatically possible to use the word “clear” three times over the course of 15 seconds and never actually be clear about something?
What did she even say there?
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To quote the legendary pianist Ben Folds … “But wait, there’s more.”
“That work must continue,” Harris declared. “We can not let any circumstance or situation or individual ever take away our power to know why we do what we do, and our ability to then get that work done.”
Come on, really? “Power to Know Why We Do What We Do” is practically a corporate slogan right out of the Michael Scott School of Business.
If that wasn’t enough, there was this little display reminding you that America averted disaster this past Election Day.
Viewers were rightly concerned over Kamala’s latest weapons-grade word salad.
“What a train wreck,” one person replied, downplaying train wrecks.
Another spoke the vice president’s language, offering up this helpful Venn diagram to explain the phenomenon that is Ms. Harris.
Another provided a helpful call for an intervention, declaring, “She needs an AA meeting.”
Last month, Harris raised collective alarm bells after Democrats posted a video of her delivering a message to supporters that was quickly labeled a “drunk” video.
President Biden, meanwhile, implored Democrats to keep the faith even as they just had to endure Harris’s speech.
“That’s the road ahead, to never give up, to keep the faith. To know, that what we’re doing matters,” Biden stated. “I know I’m going to stay engaged. I know Kamala and Jill and Doug are gonna as well, and I know you will. We need you badly. The country needs you badly.”
Nothing will kill the faith quicker than knowing Biden and Harris, the two people most responsible for “Hitler” returning to the White House, are going to keep leading the party for years to come.
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